Funny things I’ve said (with the help of autocorrect) 😂

[muddy75]

My autocorrect has been wayyyy off since my last update. My sister's name is Keri and my phone keeps changing it to "Ketosis", my husband's name it keeps changing to "Conrad" Here is a screenshot of my latest autocorrect moment. I was replying to my VERY conservative mum while talking to my husband and misspelled jalapeno, but apparently "Kale Penis" is the correct way to spell it
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Hopefully your husband isn’t named kale or that would definitely make for some interesting conversation in the background

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Duck decor was a good one from you.

That actually wasn't my original error. Someone else said that in a thread.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

That one was just so funny I've started saying it wrong on purpose.

 

[Painted Calls]

That one was just so funny I've started saying it wrong on purpose.

It was pretty funny. I accidentally make that mistake with the word 'duck' too. The dang U is right beside the I.

 

[HollowOfWisps]

Hopefully your husband isn’t named kale or that would definitely make for some interesting conversation in the background

His name is Calan which is much closer to kale then jalapeno

 

[6BeachChicks]

Autocorrect called Australorps australopithecus.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

What is "duck decor" supposed to be?

 

[Painted Calls]

What is "duck decor" supposed to be?

The 'U' and 'I' are right beside each other on a phone keyboard. Sometimes we accidentally type I instead of U for the word DUCK.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

The 'U' and 'I' are right beside each other on a phone keyboard. Sometimes we accidentally type I instead of U for the word DUCK.

Ah, gotcha.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Ah, gotcha.

Say decor slowly
Duck d*** w****
Actually the original autocorrect error was chicken D. W.