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Garage Door

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Sootsie, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. Sootsie

    Sootsie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Garage Door

    The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

    As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

    He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

    She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..
     
  2. BirdNut

    BirdNut Overrun With Chickens

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    Good one! [​IMG]
     
  3. Lyongirl

    Lyongirl Out Of The Brooder

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    [​IMG] I'm going to have to tell my husband this one tonight! He'll enjoy it [​IMG]
     
  4. duckluv

    duckluv Overrun With Chickens

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  5. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    [​IMG] LOL
     
  6. iluvsedward

    iluvsedward Overrun With Chickens

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  7. 44Wolves

    44Wolves Here is Your New Title

    Jun 28, 2009
    How mean to boys!! [​IMG] But it was Funny
     
  8. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    Quote:To me, it isn't. [​IMG]

    (Its their religon. [​IMG])
     

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