Getting old !

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by oesdog, Aug 3, 2013.

  1. oesdog

    oesdog Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Thought I would share this with you all as it is my Birthday tomorrow and someone sent this! Ha ha


    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"

    God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

    Oes - not planning on a face lift before anyone asks! [​IMG]
     
  2. Whittni

    Whittni Overrun With Chickens

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    Hmmm...everyone has beauty, nobody should have to change for someone else.
     
  3. oesdog

    oesdog Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It is supposed to be funny!

    Oes - no one was saying anyone should change!
     
  4. b.hromada

    b.hromada Flock Mistress

    [​IMG] That is funny! In truth, it just goes to show you what people do to themselves, right? Thanks for sharing!!
     

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