Since the hollidays are approaching, I found this gift wrapping guide online for cat owners. Anyone who owns a cat will understand... 12 Steps to Gift Wrapping When You Own a Cat: WRAPPING GIFTS WHEN YOU HAVE A CAT .. 1. Go to closet to get gift .get cat out of closet before closing the door .. 2. go to attic to get wrapping paper ..get cat out of attic before closing the door 3. Remove present from store bag ..remove cat from store bag 4. Measure and cut paper to fit gift throw out paper u just cut cause the cat chased the scissors and ripped the paper .. 5. Recut paper and proceed to wrap gift wonder why paper doesnt fit. Find cat between paper and gift. Remove cat. 6. Look for ribbon .chase cat down hallway whos playing soccer with ribbon roll 7. Replace paper again that is now torn, due to cat trying to chase the ribbon end . 8. Grab gift, paper and ribbon and go to lockable room and close door . 9. Re-open door to remove cat .. 10. Wrap gift as fast as you can ..spend next 15 minutes looking for cat before coming to the obvious conclusion 11. unribbon and unwrap gift and remove cat from boxre-wrap gift 12. Swear to yourself, next year youll have the store wrap gift for you .