Girls Night Out

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by JenniferJoIN, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. JenniferJoIN

    JenniferJoIN Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I've seen this a couple of times before, but I still think it's funny. It has to do with birds (cuckoo). hee hee.


    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him " Midnight". He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. poop.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
     
  2. hsm5grls

    hsm5grls Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. firechicken

    firechicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. w8tn4fresheggs

    w8tn4fresheggs Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG]:Funny! That is a good one to tell when I have my next Girls Night Out. [​IMG]
     
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  5. schmoo

    schmoo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    THANKS!! That cracked me up. My cats staring at me like "whats so funny?" [​IMG]
     
  6. JenniferJoIN

    JenniferJoIN Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It makes me laugh too b/c it's something I would do! Thinking I'm so clever! [​IMG]
     
  7. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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    There is no way you would possibly believe how much I am laughing over this!!!! I read it out loud to my husband and he is laughing too, absolutely, positively, super funny!!! Thanks so much for catching me off guard and just killing me with your funny!!!!
     
  8. joanm

    joanm Chillin' With My Peeps

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  9. MissPrissy

    MissPrissy Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Now that is FUNNY!
     
  10. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    Please pass the Depends!
    That was WAYYYY too funny!
     

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