God Bless Texas!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by justusnak, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

    Feb 28, 2007
    South Eastern Indiana
    Texas Tree Hugger

    A woman from Austin, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased several acres of Hill Country land, near Lake Travis, Texas.

    There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl. It attacked her! In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall imbedded several splinters of wood in her crotch.

    In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor, 35 minutes away. She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter, and how she came to receive all of the splinters.

    The doctor listened to her story with great patience. He then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help. The impatient patient sat, and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.

    The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

    He smiled and said, "Well, I had to get permits from US Environmental Service, the Texas Parks and Wildlife, and Keep Texas Beautiful before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

  2. Cheekon

    Cheekon Songster

    Jan 26, 2008
    [​IMG] I sure hope Texas isn't the only place with people like that. We need more ant-hippies [​IMG]
  3. countryatheart

    countryatheart In the Brooder

    May 3, 2008
    Victoria, TX
    I love it:lau He's my kind of doctor!
  4. countryatheart

    countryatheart In the Brooder

    May 3, 2008
    Victoria, TX
    [​IMG] I love it. He's my kind of doctor!
  5. Lanissa86

    Lanissa86 Songster

    Mar 26, 2008
    San Antonio, TX
    LOL! That was Great! Got to LOVE TX! [​IMG]
  6. piecemaker

    piecemaker Songster

    Feb 12, 2008
    Centerville Texas
    way to cute gotta love texas

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