Going half problems?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by ASHMBHJ, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. ASHMBHJ

    ASHMBHJ New Egg

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    Any downfalls of going half?
     
    Last edited: Sep 6, 2016
  2. Outpost JWB

    Outpost JWB Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ? Going half? Do you mean downsizing your flock?
     
  3. drumstick diva

    drumstick diva Still crazy after all these years. Premium Member

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    Sorry I don't understand your question.
     
  4. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I think this person is discussing going out with a blind date, who may in fact be a serial killer, and splitting the bill.

    If you pay,he will kill you because he thinks you got the big bucks.
    If he pays, he will take you home and kill you for not paying.

    So this leaves us with splitting the bill, which is awkward, and may also get you killed.
    The hard part is if you order a salad, and your date orders a filet mignon and a full lb of crab legs.
    You better try drinking something really expensive, and the reason for that is this:

    If you only eat a salad and refuse to pay for half of his dinner, you will most likely end up in the morgue, so it would be wise to order some very expensive booze or champaign. That way you'll have a stake in things when it comes time to split the bill, plus you might end up getting drunk, which will make the pain of being bludgeoned seem a lot less.
    You could just forget about him, but chances are good that you already gave him your address.

    You are so dead!

    I hope this helps.
     
    Last edited: Sep 6, 2016
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  5. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Has anyone heard from ASHMBHJ?

    Has anyone called the police or checked the morgue?

    I guess it doesn't really matter anyway.
     
  6. BantamFan4Life

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  7. Outpost JWB

    Outpost JWB Chillin' With My Peeps

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    @BBQJOE. Has scared our new member away......@ASHMBHJ do you still need help? Can you state the question differently? No one knows what you are asking. :confused:
     

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