Hello, all. I have been extremely ill with an auto-immune flare all year-- way too sick to go outside. I am really missing my geese right now, so I thought, why not start a thread especially for goose stories? So let's tell stories! Funny, sad, bizarre, rescue stories, anything goes! And post pictures! I love goose pictures! I'll start. This is The Professor. He is a year and a half. I hand raised him, so he is very, very loving and protective! Behind him is Matilda. I got her as an adult, so she's still warming up to me. I have very bad allergies, and sneeze frequently. This spring, the geese noticed. Now, every time I sneeze, Matilda cries "honk honk honk!" and The Professor goes "SCREEEECH!!" The neighbor's must think we're crazy.