It was so warm today that I put on a pair of shorts this afternoon. I went out to give the chickens some treats. The rooster saw me and went crazy going after my legs. He evidently didn't want his hens to know what a good-looking pair of legs look like and compare them to his. It's so hard to be humble, especially when jealousy is such a high form of flattery. Ladies, photos of my legs will be emailed for ... say... ...(?) ... $15 okay?