Got A Funny Poem?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by tdgill, May 18, 2009.

  1. ok, this just has a poem in it. but really i guess its a joke...

    Two poets died and went to heaven.
    Saint Peter said there is only room for one poet today, so whoever comes up with the best poem using the word "Timbuktu" will get into heaven.

    The first poet thought for a minute and then replied,
    "As I was walking along the shore,
    listening to the breakers roar
    I spied a ship coming into view
    It's destination Timbuktu."

    "Very good" said Saint Peter then turned to the second poet.

    "Hmmm let's see" said the poet. "ok, here goes"
    "Tim and I a'hiking went
    We spied three maidens in a tent
    While they were three and we but two
    I bucked one and Timbukto"

  2. Delta2 23

    Delta2 23 Flock Master

    Sep 4, 2008
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Sugar is sweet
    And so are you
    But the roses are wilting
    The violets are dead
    The sugar bowl's empty
    And so is your head

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My lover, my darling, my beautiful wife
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I love your hair, your face, your eyes
    Man, I'm good at telling lies!

    Sorry, they aren't very nice poems are they? [​IMG]
  3. chickenbottom

    chickenbottom Songster

    Dec 30, 2008
    hollister, florida
    Quote:HAHAHAHA i love these
  4. me too!
  5. Horsewell

    Horsewell Songster

    May 27, 2008
    those made me laugh [​IMG]
  6. ChickieKeeta

    ChickieKeeta C'mon C'mere Fluffa Feathers

    Feb 16, 2009
    Cumberland County NJ
    I wrote this years ago when we were learning about
    limmericks in school.

    Batty Night

    I was walking down the road without a care
    When a big brown bat dived for my hair
    I tripped over some kegs
    The bat laid some eggs
    and yolk ran everywhere.
  7. Year of the Rooster

    Year of the Rooster Sebright Savvy

    Jun 27, 2008
    West Central Ohio
    I wrote this in 4th grade so don't laugh at ME.. laugh at the poem [​IMG]

    I was walking in a jungle
    When I came across a monkey
    But the monkey had a problem
    The monkey was too chunky


    Here is another that I've heard before:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I am Schizophrenic
    And so am I

    Last edited: May 19, 2009

  8. and so am I

  9. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

    Dec 25, 2007
    Chaparral, New Mexico
    Ladies and gentlemen take my advice,
    Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

    In days of old when knights were bold
    and toilets weren't invented.
    They dumped their load
    beside the road
    and went along contented.

    (not mine)
  10. KattyKillFish

    KattyKillFish Songster

    Mar 8, 2009
    Dillingham, Alaska
    i just LOVE the poems you guys posted!

    here is one that a friend wrote for me

    Malicious bats, Delicious bats!
    candy-coated Vicious bats!

    Bats are tasy, Bats are nice
    Roast one, toast one, give it spice

    if you have one, let me see
    how it taste when served with tea

    bat fillets go good with wine
    tender is it's little spine

    if you have one let me know
    because i want to eat it so!

    eat one! eat one! for heaven's sake!
    try this tender batty steak!

    the tiny flavor tastes so new!
    try this tiny bat-meat stew!

    Bats are tasy, Bats are nice
    Roast one, toast one, give it spice

    poem is (C) Kyle Whitney.
    Last edited: May 20, 2009

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