got the turkey trots...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by miss_jayne, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. miss_jayne

    miss_jayne Lady_Jayne

    Jun 26, 2008
    Columbiaville, MI
    Poultry Weight Loss Workout! Unique! Fun (okay, that's a lie) and it's guaranteed to work!

    1. open brooder coop door
    2. walk away for 3 seconds to check on a bawking meat bird
    3. allow 4 week old turkey poult to escape and run willy nilly
    4. chase said poult around 2 chicken runs and inside the big coop
    5. heart rate will increase to a good calorie burning intensity when a large cockerel attempts to eat's working!
    6. chase poult for about 23 minutes total (while keeping the cockerel either locked up or busy with watermelon and then prepare for cool down
    7. catch poult, resume natural breathing
    8. give poult a little smooch on the back
    9. place poult BACK into the designated 'safe' area, aka the brooder coop. LOCK DOOR!
    10. go have a sugary snack, shoot, you deserve it.

    rinse, lather and repeat...

    the workout coach...


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    Last edited: Sep 12, 2008
  2. Matt A NC

    Matt A NC Overrun With Chickens

    Feb 22, 2007
    Morganton, NC
    Last year I made the mistake of lifting the top off a LG bator full of 68 day old Bobwhites. Spent the next hour or better either crawling on hands and knees or bent over running while catching chicks smaller then a quarter. All the while keeping the cat from playing with the new running toys.

    Got them all and didn't step on a single one.

  3. miss_jayne

    miss_jayne Lady_Jayne

    Jun 26, 2008
    Columbiaville, MI
    Quote:how many pant sizes did you drop with that one!?!? geesh. i think i lost about 6 pounds myself, but it's prolly all water![​IMG]
  4. ChickaD

    ChickaD Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 6, 2008
    central Vermont
    turkey trots! [​IMG] Good thing laughter is supposed to be good exercise, cause that's my plan so far............reading these posts is the way to go!

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