Grandparents

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by babymakes6, Apr 27, 2009.

  1. babymakes6

    babymakes6 Gifted

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    >> 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful
    >> eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After
    >> she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But
    >> Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably
    >> neverput lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet
    >> paper good-bye...
    >>
    >> 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He
    >> asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a
    >> moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
    >>
    >> 3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old
    >> slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard
    >> the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.
    >> Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room,
    >> putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she
    >> heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
    >>
    >> 4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
    >> childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond I had a swing
    >> made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our
    >> pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was
    >> wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten
    >> to know you sooner!"
    >>
    >> 5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know
    >> how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No,
    >> how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied.
    >>
    >> 6 A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word
    >> processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he
    >> asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
    >>
    >> 7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
    >> decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it
    >> was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I
    >> continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think
    >> you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!"
    >>
    >> 8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the
    >> lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
    >> Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy
    >> whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us
    >> with flashlights."
    >>
    >> 9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm
    >> not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised, "mine says I'm
    >> 4 to 6."
    >>
    >> 10. A second grader came home from school and said to her
    >> grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
    >> The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
    >> "That's interesting," she said, "how do you make babies?" "It's simple,"
    >> replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
    >>
    >> 11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant,"
    >> said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder
    >> pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know
    >> what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently.
    >> 'It means carrying a child."
    >>
    >> 12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home
    >> one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
    >> fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's
    >> duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said
    >> another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument
    >> to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire
    >> hydrants.."
    >>
    >> 13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.. "Oh," he
    >> said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get
    >> her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the
    >> airport."
    >>
    >> 14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good
    >> things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
    >>
    >> 15... My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas
    >> leaks, and they blame their dog.
    >>
     
  2. Cats Critters

    Cats Critters Completely Indecisive

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  3. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana
    Just sent it to my grandparents!
     
  4. HennysMom

    HennysMom Keeper of the Tiara

    [​IMG] funny stuff!
     

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