Great sayings on Marriage

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  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Great Sayings On Marriage
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    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

    That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

    David Bissonette

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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    Sacha Gui try

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    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

    Hemant Joshi

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    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

    Socrates

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    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

    Dumas

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    The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

    Sigmund Freud

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    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

    Sam Kinison

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    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

    James Holt McGavran

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    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

    Patrick Murray

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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

    Anonymous

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    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    Henny Youngman

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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Rodney Dangerfield

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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Milton Berle

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    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

    Anonymous

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    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    Anonymous
     
  2. Year of the Rooster

    Year of the Rooster Sebright Savvy

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] Those are FUNNY!
     
  3. menageriemama

    menageriemama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Kay, here are some from the other side of the "coin"


    "Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. "
    -Zsa Zsa Gabor

    "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing-
    and then marry him."
    -Cher

    "Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife."
    -Shelley Winters

    "The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious."
    -Helen Rowland
     
  4. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Why get married and ruin a perfect relationship???

    Purplechicken


    What did I do?

    Purplechicken
     
  5. menageriemama

    menageriemama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "No, I have a headache..."
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  6. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Quote:Are you the one who taught my wife that? [​IMG]
     
  7. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

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    I love those!!
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    Sacha Gui try

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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Rodney Dangerfield

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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Milton Berle

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    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

    Anonymous

    Hubby likes the first one and the last one. I like all of these, they're freakin great....​
     
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  8. Poulets De Cajun

    Poulets De Cajun Overrun With Chickens

    Quote:Are you the one who taught my wife that? [​IMG]

    "Not tonight... I have to wash my hair....."
     
  9. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Do you know, I hadn't even realize all of the were from men? I just thought they were funny! Thanks for the additions and for keeping it friendly.
     
  10. menageriemama

    menageriemama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:Are you the one who taught my wife that? [​IMG]

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