Great signs to put at the end of your driveway

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by tls_ranch, May 25, 2010.

  1. tls_ranch

    tls_ranch Stares at Chickens

    I like these:

    Trespassers will be violated
    My rifle is sighted on this post

    Anyone else have some good ones? I think I want to post some after having TWO different groups of "religious people" at my door today. Geez I just got my 2 year-old down for a nap and the door bell rang AGAIN! [​IMG]
     
  2. Wolfwoman

    Wolfwoman Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 5, 2010
    Chickaloon, Alaska
    Trespassers will be SHOT - Survivors will be shot AGAIN!

    My dog can make it from the house to the fence in 6.9 seconds, can YOU??

    Religion-Pushing Trespassers will be MAIMED and Fed to above said DOG.
     
    Last edited: May 25, 2010
  3. Camelot Farms

    Camelot Farms Chickenista

    But, you have to make the one with bullet holes in it so that they can see that it IS sighted for the post! [​IMG]
     
  4. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    This Property Protected by the Second Amendment
     
  5. tls_ranch

    tls_ranch Stares at Chickens

    Quote:I love the dog one, but mine wouldn't be a danger unless you have food in your hands. Silly labs. [​IMG]
     
  6. Tala

    Tala Flock Mistress

    I have one that is a little more subtle.
    It says "Keep guns legal (picture of rifle) Outlaw theives"
    and it's on the house right next to my back door.
    (Front door is inside padlocked 5ft fence with dogs and roosters, so not many visitors to the front gate. LOL)

    I love the dog one, but mine wouldn't be a danger unless you have food in your hands. Silly labs.

    I have a Lab mix too, and he barks for a minute, then goes off and gets a ball to bring to his "visitor" [​IMG]

    but my Chow mix on the other hand......she's my guard dog and I love her to bits! [​IMG]
     
  7. tls_ranch

    tls_ranch Stares at Chickens

    Quote:That would be easy. Walk up to the post and shoot. Who has to know that you can't hit the side of a barn! [​IMG]
     
  8. tigerkitten45

    tigerkitten45 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Enter At Your Own Risk" ***Area Is Patroled By Trained Attack Dogs***
     
    Last edited: May 25, 2010
  9. Boyd

    Boyd Recipient of The Biff Twang

    Mar 14, 2009
    MI
    mine is if you can read this, you are in range...
     
  10. sgtmom52

    sgtmom52 Birds & Bees

    This is my sign ~ kind of a non-threatening notice we have GSDs here.

    [​IMG]
     

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