I went into Petsmart and asked where the hygrometers were. The guy politely told me that they hadn't got any in yet, but they had a nice chameleon. (because everyone knows that a "hygrometer" is a type of lizard! ) It made me laugh, but I went to admire the lizards anyway, he was nice and I didn't want to make him feel bad. Does anyone else have a story like this?