So, the man of the house caught me looking at duck breeds online - Welsh Harlequins and Cayugas. He asked to see a bigger picture of the Cayugas & then said, "WOW! Those are amazing. Can we please get those?"!!!!!! HA! Then he proceeded to tell me how much he: 1. Loved to watch the ducks in the yard & would LOVE to see those out there, too. and, even crazier, 2. Misses the little ducklings quacking at him. THEN he added, "We can just make the new coop a little bigger, I don't mind". Maybe the trolls came in the night & left an imposter who thinks "8 ducks won't be too much". I mean, seriously, who is this guy?