I work at a restaurant as a waitress. Today I was taking an order from a couple when the lady pointed at the menu and asked me what the difference between "Lamb Chops" and "Lamb Ribs" are. I thought she was joking! Turned out she wasn't. I pointed at my backside and said "Chops" and at my ribs and said "Ribs". Vegetarian having a day off? I battled to keep a straight face, but the diner at the next table had no such scruples. He nearly fell off his chair. Oh, I love people.