# Hang out with me while I do my homework - IB Jokes added

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Fierlin1182, Mar 21, 2012.

1. ### Fierlin1182powered-flight

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I think I'll begin with Maths. We're doing some weird form of graphing quadratic equations in the h and k form by completing the square, which I more or less have a grasp on.
I have about five exercises to finish. Fun. At least the last of those is some problem solving, so we get to see how all the time we spend slaving over wonkily-drawn parabolas relates to something that's relevant to the rest of the world.

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2. ### CochinBrahmaLoverGirl, I'm FABulous

uhh, okay... LOL

sounds dumb

3. ### Fierlin1182powered-flight

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It's actually good. You never appreciate it earlier but maths can be quite interesting.

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Oh good, finding the x-intercepts from the discriminant. This is easy stuff. I should be past this exercise in no time. Two down, three to go.

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Deriving equations from the graph... what is this. I've forgotten how this works again. *scratches chin*

Perhaps I should start on my physics, I'm doing a prac report on the conservation of energy which should be relatively easy as we don't have to include uncertainties.

Ah! Thank heavens for worked examples. Substitute y-intercept co-ordinates into equation to find a.

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Teacher: What is the main cause of deforestation?

IB Student: *holds up homework*

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IB Math Student: Aw man, another proof! Why do we have to do this?

IB Math Teacher: Hey! You! Math now, TOK later.

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Student 1: Do you do maths HL?
Student 2: Do I look suicidal to you?

Are you kidding?! I do HL maths. INSULTED!!

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IB Math student: Hey guys! I have a math joke for you
IB Math Student: Why did sine and cosine go to the beach?TO GET A TAN!

roflmao

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Only in IB is the threat: