Happy 347th Birthday LittleChickenRacingTeam

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  1. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Tomorrow is the anniversary of the soul of LCRT taking over yet another
    earthly form. It is a day of celebration and ritual when we celebrate
    the "birthday" of his current body. I know this may be hard for many to
    understand so just pour a glass of fresh warm chicken blood and read on.


    Most people don't know the history of LCRT. To know him is to love him.


    He was born 347 years ago in 1661 somewhere on the northern coast of
    Africa or southern coast of Spain, no one really knows. Even he can't
    remember. At a young age he got mixed up with a rough crowd and
    eventually became a famous pirate.

    Artist's representation:

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    God frowned on his crimes and sent him away from the gates of Heaven.
    The dark lord showed pity on him and returned him to earth as a serpent.

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    He didn't live long as a snake and the devil once again sent him back,
    this time as a European woman. Don't ever let him tell you he doesn't
    have a feminine side.

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    While he enjoyed being a woman he always wanted to be a Brit but he
    picked a bad time. He was pulled into the American Revolutionary War.
    His job was to carry the flag in front of his fellow soldiers.
    He didn't last long.

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    Time passed and once again LCRT was returned here. He found solace
    in his keen writing skills(unlike me) and ended up becoming an author
    who's fame and literature would be timeless. Think about this next time
    your read a Twain novel.

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    After another death, this time at an old age, the dark one had plans for
    him.

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    Even Satan was taken aback by his latest actions and punished him.
    Most of you think Hitler actually died in a bunker. Nope, not true. He
    escaped to Canada only to be killed by an angry crowd of Canucks.
    The closest life form he could take was in a nearby field. So....

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    Yup, you guessed it.



    The goat lived a long life. This is actually where LCRT developed his
    fondness for chickens and the great outdoors.


    Finally his soul returned once again as the man we know and love,
    LittleChickenRacingTeam.

    I tried to take a picture but his image won't show up on my camera. [​IMG]



    Happy Birthday LCRT!!!


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  2. countryboy

    countryboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 31, 2007
    WOW that is incredible, history was to brief though, seems to just leave you hanging, still really nice. good job and Happy Birthday LCRT, may many more shine on you.
     
  3. Henrietta23

    Henrietta23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 20, 2007
    Eastern CT
    LOL, Happy Birthday LCRT!
    PC you have way too much time on your hands!
     
  4. chickenlover98

    chickenlover98 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 21, 2008
    Hogwarts
    Happy Birthday LCRT!
     
  5. purr

    purr Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 30, 2008
    east freetown, ma
    happy B-Day

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  6. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    Happy Birthday LCRT! Thanks PC for the laughs!
     
  7. redoak

    redoak Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Happy Hatch Day
     
  8. Henrietta23

    Henrietta23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 20, 2007
    Eastern CT
    Hey, what kind of chicken is that on the pirate's shoulder???
     
  9. PurpleChicken

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    Quote:That's a good question. Knowing LCRT it's a black bantam of some sort.
    Probably posessed too. [​IMG]
     
  10. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Quote:I had to keep it brief plus if I got into the details I may have violated
    some rules. You know how it is. [​IMG]
     

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