Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

He is 70 today. Yes 70.

 

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He wears it well.

 

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He certainly does.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.

 

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When Chuck Norris was born the doctor did not slap him, 'cause nobody slaps Chuck Norris!

 

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I konw way too many of these. lol.

Chuck norris once decided to bottle his own urine. We know this today as redbull

 

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one dared to question his motive.

There is no chin beneath Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

Chuck Norris wrote half of these facts, he likes his fans to be informed.
Chuck Norris once flipped a coin, it still has not landed.

 

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

 

[paddock36]

When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push up, the world moves down.

 

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.