(And the Lumpy stories continue. A new format cannot stop me from inflicting upon you all stories of her terrors.
We celebrated Lumpy's sixth birthday on the seventh. Among her favorite gifts was... A Band-Aid from her cousin.
The cousin said very matter-of-factly, "I thought you could use it."
Lumpy did not miss a beat and replied enthusiastically, "I know just where to put it! Did I show you the scraps I got yesterday? It's HUGE!" She then proceeded to take off her socks and shoes to show poor Olivia a nasty cut she managed to get on her foot.
Did I mention that the new shirt she was given was put on the dog?

We celebrated Lumpy's sixth birthday on the seventh. Among her favorite gifts was... A Band-Aid from her cousin.
The cousin said very matter-of-factly, "I thought you could use it."
Lumpy did not miss a beat and replied enthusiastically, "I know just where to put it! Did I show you the scraps I got yesterday? It's HUGE!" She then proceeded to take off her socks and shoes to show poor Olivia a nasty cut she managed to get on her foot.

Did I mention that the new shirt she was given was put on the dog?