Have you ever wanted to kill your husband?

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by CarriBrown, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Crowing

    Today, when I refer to "DH", I mean DUMB HUSBAND. His job is to put the chickens away at night, and that includes a head count and searching around the coop to make sure everyone is in bed.
    I went out last night after he put them away because, well, I was in an awful mood and I wanted to hug a fluffy butt!
    I went in the coop to find my little Potpie (the new BLRW that loves to cuddle and kiss) and she was NOWHERE. Not around anywhere. I started to panic. Where is she? Why is she not running up to me? What happened to her? I started searching around the yard, dreading what I was going to find.
    But what I ended up finding was Potpie in a pile of old shavings, scratching around!!! [​IMG] I scooped her up, got my cuddles, and proceeded to go inside and threaten DH (DUMB husband, just in case you forgot) within an inch of his life. :thun Little Potpie is only two months old and isn't very freeranging savvy yet.
    UGHHHHH. [​IMG] OK I'm done.

    Here is a pic of my baby. [​IMG]
  2. Frozen Feathers

    Frozen Feathers Songster

    May 4, 2007
    MMMM Have I ever wanted to kill my DH...that's big YES!!!! Glad you found your Potpie, though. Cute name, btw!
  3. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

    Feb 28, 2007
    South Eastern Indiana
    Oh, Im so glad she is ok.....I was reading that post as fast as my little mind could comprehend. Just waite till HIS favorite girl is left out....he might not act like he has a favorite...but he does..im sure. [​IMG]
  4. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Crowing

    Quote:Oh, he does. I know who she is, too!!!! But I wouldn't put my babies in danger just to prove a point. I WILL nag and b**ch at him, though!! [​IMG]
  5. kansas_twister

    kansas_twister In the Brooder

    Apr 23, 2007
    s.w. kansas
    lol i would too, although if i didn't do it right he would be the one booking me in for murder
  6. CoyoteMagic

    CoyoteMagic RIP ?-2014

    Ya'll got to quit announcing to everyone when you plan on killing the DH's off. You got tons of witnesses that you made the threat.

    Just do the deed and bury him under the chicken poo. You can blame the smell on the poo. Toss on some lime to take care of "things".

    Man, I've been watching too much CSI
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2007
  7. chickchair

    chickchair Rest in Peace 1959-2011

    Jan 3, 2007
    I have four private acres.....jes sayin'.....
  8. WoodlandWoman

    WoodlandWoman Crowing

    May 8, 2007
    "Have you ever wanted to kill your husband?"

    This was a rhetorical question, wasn't it???


    I'm glad you found her safe and sound.
  9. Robertthe Roo

    Robertthe Roo In the Brooder

    May 23, 2007
    North Carolina
    You chicks are nuts!!!!!! Glad I'm not in your coop.

    Robert the Roo(chicks wanted uhm uhm but not these)
  10. BeckyLa

    BeckyLa Songster

    Jan 11, 2007
    N. Louisiana
    His job is to put the chickens away at night, and that includes a head count and searching around the coop to make sure everyone is in bed.

    You know the old wives saying......"If you want it done right, do it yourself."

    And you know how many BYC'ers deal with things that threaten the lives of their dearly beloved feathered friends....SSS.

    But there's really no need for bloodshed. There is another option......make him wish he were dead.....​

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