Duck Dodgers is a very mischievous guy. He lives in the house do to being bullied, and generally because he's my baby. He never goes down the stairs though. Two or so days ago I was down stairs painting trim boards. Suddenly, I look down, and out of no where Dodger is drinking the paint. This is normal white semi gloss latex paint. I got him out of it, and immediately got him in the bath. He drank and pooed white for a while and I thought everything was gonna be ok. Yesterday he started acting funny. His poo isn't leaving his feathered behind, even after washing the area. The poo just seems to only go as far as the feathers and then gums up. He is lethargic, and his crop is hard as rock. He is still eating and drinking though. He also is not making his normal quack mumble noises, he's squeaking super quietly. If anyone has any advice I would greatly appreciate it!