Help! Need Halloween riddles/jokes asap

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Marcymom3, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. Marcymom3

    Marcymom3 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Normally I am not a procrastinator, but this fell through the cracks. [​IMG] I am going to the Halloween Parade at my grandchildrens' school. They and their friends think I have a riddle for every occasion. They heard my best ones last year, and I fooled around too much on BYC and didn't look up any new ones. [​IMG]


    Please???? Thanks!
     
  2. ChickenAlgebra

    ChickenAlgebra Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 14, 2011
    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    He didn't have any guts!

    Yeah, the boys find that rolling on the floor hilarious.
     
  3. WingingIt

    WingingIt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 16, 2009
    Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!


    Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.


    Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Everyone was a goblin!
     
  4. WingingIt

    WingingIt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 16, 2009
    [​IMG] CA and I obviously have the same line of thinking!
     
  5. ChickenAlgebra

    ChickenAlgebra Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 14, 2011
    Quote:I have 10 kids at home, 7 of whom are male, 5 of whom are school age. I have way too many stupid jokes.
     
  6. Marcymom3

    Marcymom3 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Awesome! Keep 'em coming!

    10 kids! wow! Hubs is one of 10 and he said they had a ball when they were kids.
     
  7. ChickenAlgebra

    ChickenAlgebra Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 14, 2011
    Quote:The oldest is in college now, then 17 y/o foster son who is DS18 best friend ever, and he moved with us, then the rest of ours range from 14 to almost 2 month old twins.

    It's fun. Insane, a riot, mayhem and chaos, but fun none the less.
     
  8. Marcymom3

    Marcymom3 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Well, God bless you! I think that is terrific, and I bet you are a wonderful mom! We stopped at three, and to be honest I wish I'd had three more. Big families are the best kind!
     

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