HENPECKED HUSBANDS
1. He wears the pants in the house under his apron.
2. He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none.
3. She leads a double life hers and his.
4. He comes right out and says what she tells him to think.
5. She does not have to raise the roof, all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.
6. The only time he opens his mouth is to ask her for the apron and the vacuum cleaner.
7. He always has the last word he says, I apologize.
8. She snaps are you a man or a mouse squeak up.
9. He was a man about town, she has turned him into a mouse around the house.
10. The last big decision she let him make was whether to wash or to dry.
11. She tames to be pleased.
12. He put a ring on her finger and she put one through his nose.
13. He cant even open his mouth to yawn, she complains he is causing a draft.
14. He was a dude before marriage now he is subdued.
15. He married her for her looks, but not the kind hes getting now.
16. He even has to ask permission to ask permission.
17. She lost her thumb in an accident and sued for $100,000,
because it was the thumb she had him under.
18. She even complains about the noise he makes, when he is fixing his own breakfast.
19. He worships the ground she gives him the run around on.
20. He goes to a woman dentist its a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.
21. When he is late for dinner he gets two kinds of meat,
hot tongue & cold shoulder.
22. He should have been warned, when he carried her over the threshold after they were married,
that she couldnt wait to put her foot down.
23. Every once in awhile she comes to him on her bended knees.
She dares him to come out from under the bed.
24. He has to hold his pay envelope up to the light,
to see if he got a raise.
25. She wants to go to the seashore, claiming that mountain air disagrees with her.
He cant see how it would dare.
1. He wears the pants in the house under his apron.
2. He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none.
3. She leads a double life hers and his.
4. He comes right out and says what she tells him to think.
5. She does not have to raise the roof, all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.
6. The only time he opens his mouth is to ask her for the apron and the vacuum cleaner.
7. He always has the last word he says, I apologize.
8. She snaps are you a man or a mouse squeak up.
9. He was a man about town, she has turned him into a mouse around the house.
10. The last big decision she let him make was whether to wash or to dry.
11. She tames to be pleased.
12. He put a ring on her finger and she put one through his nose.
13. He cant even open his mouth to yawn, she complains he is causing a draft.
14. He was a dude before marriage now he is subdued.
15. He married her for her looks, but not the kind hes getting now.
16. He even has to ask permission to ask permission.
17. She lost her thumb in an accident and sued for $100,000,
because it was the thumb she had him under.
18. She even complains about the noise he makes, when he is fixing his own breakfast.
19. He worships the ground she gives him the run around on.
20. He goes to a woman dentist its a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.
21. When he is late for dinner he gets two kinds of meat,
hot tongue & cold shoulder.
22. He should have been warned, when he carried her over the threshold after they were married,
that she couldnt wait to put her foot down.
23. Every once in awhile she comes to him on her bended knees.
She dares him to come out from under the bed.
24. He has to hold his pay envelope up to the light,
to see if he got a raise.
25. She wants to go to the seashore, claiming that mountain air disagrees with her.
He cant see how it would dare.
