Made a trip to the feed store today. As usual, there were a few (non-employees) men hanging around the counter, talking about bull manure. So I go up to the counter and place my order: 2 bags layer crumbles, 2 bags layer pellets. 1 bag black rooster, and 4 bales of pine shavings. While the clerk is ringing up my order one of the men turns to me and says "got chickens?" With the straightest face I could manage, I turned to him and said "Nope, just doing some holiday baking". Here's your sign.