I have a maid for you. He is really really talented at cleaning dishes, and cleaning up chicken poop, and keeping the chickens off the porch. He'll also cleanup any spilled food, including dog and catfood. He can keep your shoes clean, and when excited he sweeps the floor. He works for praise and a pat on the head. The only stipulations is, he cleans with his tongue, he's really hairy, and when he "Sweeps" He sweeps the dirt all over and not into the garbage. Oh and he leaves as much hair as he picks up. I'll rent my australian shepherd to you but I make no guarantees on the quality of work on your windows. Unless you rub liver on the windows then I'm sure he'll clean those too.