It has become apparent I will be needing a chicken nanny. Once It is announced tonight or tomorrow that I have purchased the only winning powerball ticket worth 485 million dollars I will need a chicken nanny and security guard. I will be too busy rolling in my money, roasting weanies and making smores over my greenback fires. I would like suggestions as to what this new position should pay. After 40 years as a member of the working poor, I think it is time to allow someone else the chance to be what I am today and have been for all my yesterdays. I am thinking I would need a relief nanny also. Please respond to this thread if you are interested in this new position. You should know I am not going to let the new money I am getting change me one little bit. I will not require you to bow your head every time I walk by you. I will only expect that the first time of the day. Making a good cup of coffee is a must. Also I would like to thank all of you that have purchased powerball tickets to make me a member of the 1%.