How come ?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by conny63malies, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    How come...

    ... that I am the only one who is able to change a roll of toilet paper in our house? The roll is empty , they grab a new one and instead of putting it on it sits on the edge of the bath tub...


    ... that you can yell at a child from two foot away to clean their room up and they dont hear you, but they hear you over all household appliances running when you open a pack of cookies in another room?


    ... that I can put a full trashbag by the door at night and when i get up after my hubby left its still there? He has to go to the garage anyways.


    ... that kids can land any jump shot but miss the laundry bucket every time...

    mysteries...... do you have any to add?? or maybe explain
     
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  2. Bammony

    Bammony Red-dress-less

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  3. Kesta

    Kesta Pie Crust Malfunction

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    wanna know why? just because [​IMG] i know thats why i would do it and im a kid so you know what you mean with the cookies thing
     
  4. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    Oh oh me me me!! I wanna play!!!

    How come...

    ... DBF expects me to fall all over myself when he fills the dishwasher with the dishes he has left sitting on the sink for a week?

    ... DBF mumbles all the time and then complains I don't listen?

    ... the cats always complain about not having food or water when I've just filled their bowls?

    ... I bother raking up the displaced mulch when the chickens are just going to go back at it tomorrow?
     
  5. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    Quote:sounds familar lol my hubby will cook,make a mess and expect me to clean it up, because he already cooked for us. But when i cook i have to clean my own mess because i made it.
     
  6. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    Grrr... I can't stand that I have to clean up the kitchen regardless of who made dinner. In my parents' house, the person who made dinner didn't have to clean up. I'm NOT a messy cook, either, and I generally clean up as I go.

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  7. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

    Oh. I've got one. [​IMG]

    WHY does my husband ask me to make him a sandwich and while I do, he stands over me and watches? If you're already in the kitchen, why call me from outside to come make a sandwich? [​IMG]

    That's really my only complaint. I guess I'm pretty darned lucky.
     
  8. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    Here's another one:

    How come he gets his shop to such a state that you can barely walk in it, then expects me to help clean it up?!? It's not my crud in there!!

    Think I'll go have another glass of wine. [​IMG]
     
  9. debilorrah

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    ...why they lift the seat and still miss.....

    ...why they leave the door open and then yell about who left the door open.....
     
  10. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    How come it wouldn't be considered self defense to smother him with a pillow when he keeps me up snoring all night?
     

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