How Do You Know When a Chicken Has Expired?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by KatGold, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. KatGold

    KatGold Chirping

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    I happened to run across the above headline on the site eHow.com.

    As a chicken-keeper, I did not read that the way it was intended. My immediate vision was with a fully feathered chicken in classic dead chicken pose with legs up and tongue hanging out of its beak. I thought, "Isn't it obvious? That chicken has expired!"

    Then, I clicked on the link.

    http://www.ehow.com/how_8421006_tell-chicken-expired.html

    Oh, now I get it.

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  2. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Yup, when I read the thread title, I simply answered, "It ain't movin' no more!"
     
  3. kathyinmo

    kathyinmo Nothing In Moderation

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  4. BackyardFarmMom

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    I thought the same thing!!![​IMG]
     
  5. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Being a literal thinker, I too thought, "Umm it isn't breathing?"
     
  6. DaikaijuTorira

    DaikaijuTorira In the Brooder

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    Yes, the chicken in the photo has expired, he (or she) has ceased to be, it is an x-chicken. Oh, I see, that really isn't what they were talking about. :gig
     
  7. justbugged

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  8. Henny peeny

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    I thought if it isn't breathing is a good sign or maybe there are flies and flies babies that might be but Now I never thought this and I thought it might be a small child asking this pictureing and small child asking his/her mother this and child having a dead chicken in hand.

    OK that is gross flies and all huh?

    Rhayden
     
  9. Texas Wolf

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    when your dog starts talking to you, that's how.
     
  10. When speaking to you, and telling you to put the cat in the oven instead.
     

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