How dumb can you get? Received in email.

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  1. DTchickens

    DTchickens Overrun With Chickens

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    How dumb can you get?



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    Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

    TWO
    I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

    THREE
    A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'


    FOUR
    I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. ' Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.'

    FIVE
    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use copier machine paper,' the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the p photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

    SIX
    I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a larg e motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in 'Twister.' I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the 'cruise control' and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

    SEVEN
    My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: 'I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?'

    EIGHT
    Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message 'He's lying' was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the 'lie detector' was working, the suspect confessed.

    NINE
    A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine.. The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
    Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room!

    Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid


    (Thought it was pretty funny. someone else may find it funny or something

    -Daniel)
     
  2. SundownWaterfowl

    SundownWaterfowl Overrun With Chickens

    LOL.! Those are good [​IMG]
     
  3. Colored Egg Farmer

    Colored Egg Farmer Chicken overload

    I beleve number 6.... actually know some one who did it [​IMG]
     
  4. silkiechicken

    silkiechicken Staff PhD Premium Member

    LOL Those are some good ones.

    I can see this one happening though. I know some places lock their copy machines so paper can't be stolen. Of course, it wouldn't be locked in a work place. Or so I think.

    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use copier machine paper,' the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the p photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.​
     
  5. gaited horse

    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

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    please tell me that you made those up.
     
  6. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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  7. chicken farmer meigs

    chicken farmer meigs Chillin' With My Peeps

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    So darn funny I shot water out of my nose laughing so hard!!!!
     
  8. Ladysonja

    Ladysonja Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I remember this one being sent to me.

    I didn't know if I should laugh, cry or just shake my head and forward it to my friends!

    More times than I count, #2 has happened to me at the local Walmart...[​IMG]
     
  9. SuperChicken007

    SuperChicken007 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I have gone through a variation of number one once before.............
    I was at Portillo's with my family, and i ordered a cheeseburger, small fires, and a small vanilla shake.

    When we opened the bag at home, there was NO CHEEZEBURGER, LARGE FRIES, and NO SHAKE!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] :thun

    We went to Mcdonalds and i got my meal there. [​IMG]
     
  10. flakey chick

    flakey chick Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 3, 2007
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    Well I can believe the McNuggets thing. It amazes me how poorly people handle units. I mentioned being a half a quart low on blood after making a donation and I got "Oh no, they don't take anywhere near that much blood. They only take about a pint". This from health care workers, not minimum wage earners.
     

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