A Queensland farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about nine opened the door. " Is your dad home" ? the farmer asked " Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied " he went into town." " Well, is your mum here " ? " No sir she's not here either She went into town with dad." " How about your brother Greg? Is he here? " " He went with mum and dad. " The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other. " Is there anything I can do for you? " the boy asked politely. " I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for dad." " Well, " said the farmer uncomfortably. " I really wanted to talk to you dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant." The boy considered for a moment " You'd have to talk to dad about that, " he finally concede " If it helps you any I know that dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig but I really dont know how much he gets for Greg. "