How much to charge?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Crazy4Chicks, Dec 10, 2007.

  1. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 20, 2007
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    A Queensland farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about nine opened the door.

    " Is your dad home" ? the farmer asked

    " Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied " he went into town."

    " Well, is your mum here " ?

    " No sir she's not here either She went into town with dad."

    " How about your brother Greg? Is he here? "

    " He went with mum and dad. "

    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other.

    " Is there anything I can do for you? " the boy asked politely. " I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for dad."

    " Well, " said the farmer uncomfortably. " I really wanted to talk to you dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant."

    The boy considered for a moment

    " You'd have to talk to dad about that, " he finally concede " If it helps you any I know that dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig but I really dont know how much he gets for Greg. "
     
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    hsm5grls Chillin' With My Peeps

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