"How To Please A Woman"

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by cjeanean, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Missouri
    A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story
    hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are
    without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
    works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once you
    find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
    decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
    "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends
    laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short
    and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends
    continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here
    are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so,
    knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are
    tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in
    when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering
    what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This
    floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a
    woman."
     
  2. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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  3. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 25, 2008
    Corn, OK
    LOL Aint that about right! Theyre ODD creatures![​IMG]
     
  4. Becky89*

    Becky89* Chillin' With My Peeps

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    we're not odd just different and we're all loved for being different and even though we might confuse the heck out of you men out there we don't really mean to do it most of the time [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  5. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 25, 2008
    Corn, OK
    Yall sure do a good job of it![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  6. Becky89*

    Becky89* Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:ha ha ha ha funny Ugly Cowboy [​IMG] [​IMG]

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  7. snowydiamonds

    snowydiamonds Chillin' With My Peeps

    I'm beginning to realize hens are a lot like women:lol: in a lot of ways...and some roo's like men, too...[​IMG]
     
  8. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 25, 2008
    Corn, OK
    LOL!
     
  9. Becky89*

    Becky89* Chillin' With My Peeps

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    yeah I notice that both with Ducks and turkeys too!! Male Ducks are a lot like some male humans!!
     
  10. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 25, 2008
    Corn, OK
    Yeah right! Turkeys? Come on, ladies, thats just mean!
     

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