HUSBAND STORE

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  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
    "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."
    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
     
  2. Southern28Chick

    Southern28Chick Flew The Coop

    Apr 16, 2007
    That's so funny!! I'm not like that...my husband would disagree with me though.
     
  3. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    HAHA. [​IMG]
     
  4. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Ohhhhhh md, you wouldn't go there?
    Nevermind you did! [​IMG]
     
  5. Reinbeau

    Reinbeau The Teapot Underground Premium Member

    You forgot the rest of the joke:

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth , fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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  6. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    I didnt forget, If I added the 2nd part the thread goes away. [​IMG]
     
  7. jenichick

    jenichick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I luv it. Well my hubby has a job, luvs kids (most the time), cleans house, is good-looking and has some romantic abilities, I think I'll keep him.....but then again I like beer, have money, and like romance too so, I am blessed I guess.

    hee hee
     
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2007
  8. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    My wife bought me on floor 4, but I was a floor model and an open box
    special. She got a discount.
     
  9. skeeter9

    skeeter9 Chillin' With My Peeps

    I guess I was too impatient when I bought my husband (I hate shopping!!). . . . LOL!! Just joking around - my husband apparently came off of the 5th floor!!!!

    Lori
     
  10. Royicus

    Royicus Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Little known fact about me.











    I live on the 6th floor. [​IMG]
     

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