I can pretend I'm famous

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by JetBlack, Jun 19, 2010.

  1. JetBlack

    JetBlack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Just before I go "on stage" I close my eyes, take a deep breath and.....

    Open the gate door to the backyard with my pint jar of chicken feed.

    I walk into the backyard and raise my hands and say "Hello Coeur d'Alene!" and the chickens all rush toward me. They act like "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HIM OMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!! CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" I pretend the Roadies keep the unruly ones away but fail. The Groupies push past and tug on my skin and my clothes, until I give them what they want.

    Which, unfortunately, is not a blisteringly talent-filled show, with choreographed lights and pounding rhythms. Just food pellets or bread.

    But in that moment.... I am a star.
     
  2. keedokes

    keedokes Chillin' With My Peeps

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    *giggle*
     
  3. monita

    monita Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Keep up with threads like this and you'll be famous here.
     
  5. JetBlack

    JetBlack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Don't encourage me [​IMG]
     
  6. ozark hen

    ozark hen Living My Dream

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  7. Whispering Winds

    Whispering Winds Chillin' With My Peeps

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  8. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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  9. pbjmaker

    pbjmaker Overrun With Chickens

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    I love it!
     
  10. Mandalina

    Mandalina Chillin' With My Peeps

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