Okay, I've posted questions here, and I've posted answers to questions. This post is in neither category, and I'm NOT happy. So hubby works with a lady who lives two streets over. Her little boy rides the bus with the neighborhood boys, and yesterday she told hubby about what her son saw. Apparently a boy who rides the bus was walking with a dead white chicken is his hands. OMG, no way, there's no way a kid would be dumb enough to take one of our chickens cause that would mean coming onto our property and we have a scary pit bull. The chickens may fly over once in a while, one or two of them, but they DON'T leave our yard. Not even our rogue mottled houdan roo leaves the yard! Anyways, we go outside and count the chickens. Sure enough, I am now the proud owner of 53 chickens instead of 54. NOT HAPPY!!!! So now we gotta figure out what happened, and the only way to do that is to have the woman's son ask the boy who had our chicken. I'm so not happy right now!!!! What are the laws on chicken thieving??? Aren't there huge penalties for stealing livestock??? AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!