OK. After trying for years, I've decided I can't take zombies. When I was 12, I watched "Night of the Living Dead." We're talking black and white, Beta version of it. It was my birthday gift from my parents to watch it. I watched it in the dark, ALL BY MYSELF. Afterwards, I had to go and take care of my dog, which was outside, in the dark....with no floodlight. I "think" that has seriously warped me because I am scared to death of "Dawn of the Dead" and "Shaun of the Dead" was NOT funny. I was scared. So I tried today to watch another zombie movie. We're talking on SyFy for freaks sake! I watched 10 seconds of it before I was screaming and hiding behind my own hands. What on Earth? Is nobody else freaked out by zombies?! I have half a mind to get that "Zombie Survival Guide" but just reading about it would make me have nightmares.