Greetings! Where am I from? Pull out your maps ladies and gentlemen! Go to California, find San Francisco and slightly below that is my lovely town of San Mateo. No, I do not own chickens or geese. Do I own ducks? Legally, no. Do they live on my lawn most of the day? Yes. Do they scream at me to feed them? Yes. Do I feed them? Yes. Do they poop all over the lawn? Yes. But legally own them? No. Why the username? I am affectionately known as the duck lady by relatives. Thanks all for now! Bye!