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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by EmtheFishLady, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here Premium Member

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    If you have an hour of your life you'll never get back to spare...and need a perfectly good day ruined...listen to this man. Highlights are below.







    18:18: Some women don’t even spend 40 hours a week taking care of their family! Their children and husband suffer!
    19:38: Ladies, you can either do a good job of caring for the house or a poor job. That’s not me talking. That’s the Bible talking!
    26:40: No woman should ever make you a bologna sandwich on Wonder Bread!
    27:10: My wife spends hours cooking! Right, honey? Yeah! 2-3 hours a day! Good for her!
    27:50: The Bible says cooking for your family is what you’re supposed to be doing! What else are you doing that’s so important, anyway? “Farmland”?! “Bejewel me”?! Facebook?!
    29:00: You’re too busy to homeschool your kids? “I don’t even understand why you even have children if you’re gonna just drop ‘em off at the government school so they can be brainwashed to be a wicked, god-hating pervert. And I’m not saying that’s how they’re gonna turn out, but that’s the goal of that system, to make ‘em turn out that way!”
    29:35: Public schools are run by Satan. Literally. Teachers and school board members are just little devils.
    30:20: The purpose of having children is to glorify God, not so they can be raised by godless schools.
    31:00: Women, are you too busy? You better be too busy cooking, because that’s what the Bible says you should be doing.
    36:12: I didn’t let my wife have a TV when we got married. She didn’t know what to do with her time since we had no kids and she didn’t have a job. So I told her, “Just cook me three awesome meals a day. Just really hit it out of the park.”
    37:30: I just wanted my wife to do something that mattered! Like cooking!
    38:00: Sometimes, I’m out of town, and I call my wife, and I see that my wife isn’t in the kitchen because I’m looking through the video phone! And I ask my wife why she hasn’t been in the kitchen!
    38:20: I really just want to give my wife a ton of freedom! Cook what you want!
    42:30: I’ve noticed that people who find God become more intelligent. That’s why public schools are producing idiots.
    44:15: Listening to women who talk back and argue with you is like experiencing Chinese water torture and Waterboarding. Given the choice, I’d rather experience Chinese Water Torture.
    49:20: You see all these celebrity women and music stars who are “independent” and “I can do it all myself” types! That is not who I want my children emulating, because “I don’t want them to think that is what a woman should strive to be. The Bible says a woman should strive to have a meek and quiet spirit…”
    53:05: A virtuous woman is one who has a plan! A plan for breakfast, a plan for lunch, a plan for dinner!
    54:30: Women, don’t get mad if the washing machine doesn’t work! You used to bethe washing machine! If it breaks, just deal with it.
    55:10: The world may disagree with me, but f*ck it. Don’t tell me I can’t say this stuff just because I can’t give birth. I’m a pastor!

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friend...torture-than-listen-to-a-woman-argue-with-me/
     
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  2. onedoodle3

    onedoodle3 Chillin' With My Peeps

    This dude is a moron. I feel sorry for his wife and kids...It's a miracle his wife gets 5 hours of sleep....Oh! And this isn't even IN a church! It's in a shopping center...Not that there's anything wrong with that...but they claim to be "old fashioned"...well, old fashioned to me means a CHURCH! And I've never heard a REAL pastor saying the F word..especially in a sermon...I feel for his entire congregation....
     
  3. onedoodle3

    onedoodle3 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Well, it's nice to know I'm not a "virtuous" woman because I work 40+ hours a week and I'm tired as crap when I get home from work and don't feel like cleaning and cooking a 3 course meal. It's nice to know that I'm "idle"..... Moron..
     
  4. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    How did I go so wrong in my choice? If only I had heard this 49 years ago could you imagine my happiness? Is it too late for me to find a virtuous woman? Do they still make such a model? I especially liked the part about a meek and quiet spirit. [​IMG] He sure isn't describing the Princess. Can't wait to play this for her - maybe it's not too late for change.

    Does he have any other videos that I can learn from?
     
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  5. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here Premium Member

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    [​IMG]

    Terry and his uncle walked in just as I finished this video...They both bid a very hasty retreat. [​IMG]
     
  6. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    You have to admit - the guy has a multitude of valid points. He really has set me to thiking. "Oh, Honey, we need to talk about something." [​IMG]
     
  7. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here Premium Member

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    Yes Sour...please let me know how that "Talk" goes...
     
  8. onedoodle3

    onedoodle3 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sour, be sure the Princess knows to let us know when your funeral is...



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  9. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    Should i dare say that somebody should take away his bible? He clearly cant read it right.
     
  10. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    1d3, [​IMG], why he's a man of the cloth. He has an inside link to that which is right, good, and holy. Yeah, that use of the profanity was a little questionable. I've only heard my unvirtuous wife use that word once, and the person inspiring that useage was about to get killed by me.
     

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