I HATE MY JOB

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by mdbucks, Nov 17, 2007.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from
    work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
    purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
    Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
    draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
    Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
    a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
    Now the fun part begins.
    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
    notice that in small print there is a statement:
    'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
    and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
    times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control
    department at Johnson & Johnson.'


    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
    THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS!
     
  2. Dawn419

    Dawn419 Lost in the Woods

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    Dawn
     
  3. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

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    omg lol
     
  4. 6chix

    6chix Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Would you rather be the tester or sanitizer??Because you know its not the same person doing both jobs(union rules)
     
  5. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    Quote:In that case there are at least 2 jobs worse than mine.
     
  6. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    You just couldn't help yourself could you md????
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    Maybe they like their job.... [​IMG]
     
  7. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    I wouldn't want to be the tester.
    The sanitizer is a machine.
     
  8. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    Quote:Someone has to load the machine. [​IMG]
     
  9. mom'sfolly

    mom'sfolly Overrun With Chickens

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    Thanks for the laugh!
     
  10. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Y'all are crazy [​IMG]
     

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