I have one of those "special" neighbors, too!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by thebritt, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. thebritt

    thebritt Songster

    Mar 5, 2009
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    She was out in the yard w/her grandson - she's taking care of her son's kids and dogs because...? She yells to the 10 yr old boy, "Go to the market and get me some matches! And if they won't give them to you, tell them to **** OFF!" Isn't that special? [​IMG]
     
  2. LarryPQ

    LarryPQ Easter Hatch!!

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    I *heart* her.
     
  3. Cindiloohoo

    Cindiloohoo Quiet as a Church Mouse

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    Aren't old ladies just the cutest [​IMG] I'd take her some soap and tell her she needs to wash her own mouth out!
     
  4. mylittlechickpea

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  5. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    She forgot the whiskey.
     
  6. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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  7. Stumpy

    Stumpy Songster

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    Did she happen to have a cigarette with an incredibly long ash hanging out of her mouth at the time?

    Just think what kind of gentleman he'll grow up to be.
     
  8. cackle

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  9. coloradochick

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    Yikes! It's really pretty sad but I agree with Cindi you should've shouted out " and don't forget the soap to wash your mouth out with, I'm pretty sure he can get that!"
     
  10. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

    Apr 2, 2010
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    Hey Boy!!! Make yourself useful and go get me some matches! And smokes! Pall Mall non filter and don't forget the bourbon! Don't get that fancy schmantsy stuff either! Grab some toilet paper too! And don't forget the TV guide so I can watch my shows! (cough; hack, cough) And hurry up; we gotta go to your Aunt Linda's wedding and we need to get all classy-like! Where's my pantyhose? NO, not those, the ones with less holes! (hack hack cough)
     
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