I have one of those "special" neighbors, too!

[thebritt]

She was out in the yard w/her grandson - she's taking care of her son's kids and dogs because...? She yells to the 10 yr old boy, "Go to the market and get me some matches! And if they won't give them to you, tell them to **** OFF!" Isn't that special?

 

[LarryPQ]

I *heart* her.

 

[Cindiloohoo]

Aren't old ladies just the cutest

I'd take her some soap and tell her she needs to wash her own mouth out!

 

[mylittlechickpea]

 

[debilorrah]

She forgot the whiskey.

 

[redhen]

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[Stumpy]

Did she happen to have a cigarette with an incredibly long ash hanging out of her mouth at the time?

Just think what kind of gentleman he'll grow up to be.

 

[cackle]

 

[coloradochick]

Yikes! It's really pretty sad but I agree with Cindi you should've shouted out " and don't forget the soap to wash your mouth out with, I'm pretty sure he can get that!"

 

[Laurajean]

Hey Boy!!! Make yourself useful and go get me some matches! And smokes! Pall Mall non filter and don't forget the bourbon! Don't get that fancy schmantsy stuff either! Grab some toilet paper too! And don't forget the TV guide so I can watch my shows! (cough; hack, cough) And hurry up; we gotta go to your Aunt Linda's wedding and we need to get all classy-like! Where's my pantyhose? NO, not those, the ones with less holes! (hack hack cough)