Today at breakfast I sat in the wrong spot. By "wrong spot" I mean right in front of the spot where everybody sticks the serving dish when they're done with it. "Evelyn, please pass the butter." "Evelyn, can you please pass me the biscuits?" "Evelyn...." And they wonder why I'm always the last to finish.
Oh, and I was also sitting next to Bunji and Lumpy. They tried to have a contest to see who could eat the biscuit the fastest.
"Lumpy, PLEASE don't barf on me!"
"I didn't mean to."
"...... You did?"
"It was in my mouth."
"LA-LA-LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!