I am turning 30 in July and throwing a large party for myself. What I want, is a cute, funny, creative" theme" phrase connecting my getting older, lack of children (which I DO NOT WANT) infertile eggs, wasted eggs etc. Anything connecting chickens and eggs with a woman and her eggs and getting older. Does this make sense? Someone gave me a great one a while ago and I didn't write it down and now can't remember! Stupid!