I need your creativity! All responses welcome!

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by wbruder17, May 18, 2011.

  1. wbruder17

    wbruder17 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 7, 2010
    Portland, OR
    I am turning 30 in July and throwing a large party for myself. What I want, is a cute, funny, creative" theme" phrase connecting my getting older, lack of children (which I DO NOT WANT) infertile eggs, wasted eggs etc. Anything connecting chickens and eggs with a woman and her eggs and getting older. [​IMG] Does this make sense?

    Someone gave me a great one a while ago and I didn't write it down and now can't remember! Stupid! [​IMG]
     
  2. QuinnP

    QuinnP Chillin' With My Peeps

    584
    0
    129
    Mar 26, 2010
    Oregon
    when I am an old, crotchety b*** I'll wear my underwear outside my pants!! Anyone who complains will have their nostrils spot welded together!!! MWUWAHAHAH!!!


    (is that a good one?!) lol
     
  3. scratch'n'peck

    scratch'n'peck Overrun With Chickens

    5,916
    545
    341
    Oct 31, 2008
    West Michigan
    My Coop
    Okay, I am going to think about this and see if I can come up with something clever. Like you, I don't have kids by choice, so whenever I introduce myself to new folks it often involves saying "I don't have kids, but i take care of a lot of animals." If I don't think of anything, I am still interested in seeing what others come up with.
     
  4. wbruder17

    wbruder17 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 7, 2010
    Portland, OR
    Quote:It IS good one, but doesn't quite fit the theme of chickens/wasted eggs etc. I appreciate your response and welcome any others! Thanks! Keep em comin!
     
  5. scratch'n'peck

    scratch'n'peck Overrun With Chickens

    5,916
    545
    341
    Oct 31, 2008
    West Michigan
    My Coop
    This may be a work in progress, but here's one option so far:

    "My spring chickens keep me young-I don't worry about whether my eggs are good or not, I have more than enough good eggs in my fridge."

    Hmm... it may need some perfecting, but maybe it will provide some inspiration.[​IMG]

    I hope you all enjoy shaking a tail feather at your party.

    I'll post again if I come up with anything.
     
  6. Moxiechick

    Moxiechick Chillin' With My Peeps

    802
    10
    131
    Jan 15, 2010
    Maine
    This thread puts me in mind of a song by Christine Lavin called "Biological time-bomb". Not exactely what you were asking for, but now it's stuck in my head! Perhaps posting it will clear it out of the way and/or serve as a muse to find something along the lines you're looking for. [​IMG]



    Biological Time Bomb
    from Beau Woes and Other Problems of Modern Life

    Biological Time Bomb
    Words and Music by Christine Lavin
    Copyright 1987 Flip-A-Jig Music (ASCAP), Happy Valley Music (BMI)

    tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick Listen Girls
    Do you hear something ticking?
    I do, I do, I do, I do. I do
    It's inside me
    It's inside you
    A Biological Time Bomb

    Oh you can barely hear it when you're twenty
    But when you're thirty, it's plenty louder
    Your mother warned you
    But no you had to doubt her
    "I've got plenty of time Mom!"

    Oh
    That ticking echoes in that empty womb
    Oh
    From the next apartment, did you hear that Boom?
    Her Biological Time Bomb

    Now every time you see a baby carriage (clap clap)
    You curse the years you have avoided marriage (clap clap)
    You are angry
    You are confused
    But wait!
    I have figured out how to diffuse
    The Biological Time Bomb

    First you have a dozen of your eggs aspirated
    Frozen in the freezer of a doctor's 'fridgerator
    In ten or twenty or thirty years
    Whenever you wish
    You thaw them out to romance wigglies
    In a Petrie Dish
    Then plant the little goober in a girl of seventeen
    Who's into natural living
    And prevention magazine
    No fuss, no muss, no stretch marks
    Well not on you
    Maternal instinct satisfied
    The modern thing to do

    Listen Girls
    You can't ignore that ticking any longer
    As you grow older
    It will grow stronger
    Biological Time Bomb
    Biological Time Bomb
    Biological tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
     
  7. Keltara

    Keltara Chillin' With My Peeps

    scratch'n'peck :

    This may be a work in progress, but here's one option so far:

    "My spring chickens keep me young-I don't worry about whether my eggs are good or not, I have more than enough good eggs in my fridge."

    Hmm... it may need some perfecting, but maybe it will provide some inspiration.[​IMG]

    I hope you all enjoy shaking a tail feather at your party.

    I'll post again if I come up with anything.

    I think that's PERFECT just as it is![​IMG]
     
  8. cackydoodledoo

    cackydoodledoo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 7, 2011
    Crazyville, USA
    Instead of being the cat lady your gonna be the chicken lady huh? [​IMG] That's okay because chickens are much better and at least you get something out of them other than attitude!!!
     
    Last edited: May 18, 2011
  9. scratch'n'peck

    scratch'n'peck Overrun With Chickens

    5,916
    545
    341
    Oct 31, 2008
    West Michigan
    My Coop
    Another brainstorm:

    I'm a cockeyed optimist! The wasted eggs of MY YOUTH are not a worry - I've got plenty of good eggs left, thanks to my chickens.

    Let us all know what you finally use for the big cock-a-doodle- DOO that you host.

    BTW, did you know that they call a bachelorette party a hen doo in England. I get a kick out of that.
     
  10. Moxiechick

    Moxiechick Chillin' With My Peeps

    802
    10
    131
    Jan 15, 2010
    Maine
    This would be easier if you kept goats. "No Kidding!" [​IMG]

    Scrambled eggs?
    Incubator's not plugged in?

    I'll keep thinking...
     

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by