I NEVER thought I would hear myself say..

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Mom 2em All, May 6, 2011.

  1. Mom 2em All

    Mom 2em All Songster

    Apr 20, 2008
    Southeast Michigan
    There are things I hear myself say, that I never would have been able to imagine coming out of my mouth before kids, before chickens, and before ducks and geese.

    Some of the things I would have thought only someone insane would say...

    "Don't lick your brother"
    "Don't put diapers on your brothers 'dudes'(action figures). It makes him mad."
    "WHY did you color your sister green (permanent marker)?"
    "Kayla dont tear worms in half"
    "Who ate the dogs food"
    "Dont put bugs in your pocket"
    "Stop chewing your sisters hair"


    "Who put the chicks in my bed?"
    "Don't use those eggs!(to cook) They cost me 50 bucks"
    "How did chicken poop get on the table?"

    "All I ever do is clean up poop"
    "Okay, Im ready. Do I have poop on me?"

    "No wonder why wild geese are taken out of parks" (referring to poop)
    "Yes, there IS a goose in my coat"
    "I can meet you after I mop poop off the kitchen floor."

    Anyone else catch yourself saying things that, if an alien were to interpret, would think you were insane?
    (AND- Writer of Words, sorry for my poor typing grammar. ) *hey, thats another one....

  2. 3goodeggs

    3goodeggs pays attention sporadically

    May 22, 2009
    North Central Florida
    "Okay, Im ready. Do I have poop on me?"

    THAT one, I've said.
  3. maple

    maple Songster

    Apr 28, 2010
    I just said this one the other night, "Zoe, stop kissing your sister."

    ...only cuz it was making her mad and she was only kissing her to get a rise out of her little sister because my 5 year old is being kissed frequently apparently by her buddy, Blake...so Zoe is teasing Ava about it. ...sigh.

    It was the opposite with me and my sister...when I was little I HAD to give EVERYONE a good night kiss....even the sister who tried to kill me and hurt me daily. [​IMG] I'd get very upset if she didn't.
  4. chicmom

    chicmom Dances with Chickens

    Feb 24, 2009
    Strasburg Ohio
    I heard the funniest thing ever when I was watching Swamp People on TV last night. Well, I was on the computer, half watching and half looking at BYC, and I heard the narrator of the program say, in a very serious voice......

    "Elizabeth hurt her ankle when she tripped on a pile of alligators."

    That just made me laugh to myself....My husband was like "What?"

    At home now, with chickens, it seems like I put my hand in some poop on a daily basis.......LOL

    I have a chicken, her name is Petite Miss because she's a brabanter and she's smaller than the average large fowl. So she will fly and land on my head if I don't pay her the proper attention (which is carrying her around while I do the chores, one handed.)

    I found myself saying yesterday, "Alright Miss, alright! I'll pick you up! Just don't fly up onto my back, leaving dirty foot prints...!"

    "Don't poop on my head, please!"

    "Get outta my hair!"


  5. bt03

    bt03 Songster

    Mar 1, 2011
    Over the rainbow...
    I had to do a facepalm after each one of theses:

    "be careful not to step on the slower fat chickens when you go outside"
    "i wonder if that can be used as an extra coop"
    "I need to go grocery shopping for the ducks & chickens"
    "how on earth do they get poop on the roof of the brooder?!" (ducks)

    DD said this one:
    "mom the ducks do magic! they can get poop on you when they are in the other room!!!"
  6. A.T. Hagan

    A.T. Hagan Don't Panic

    Aug 13, 2007
    North/Central Florida
    "I've told you a hundred times NOT to go into the henyard barefoot!"

    "The henyard is NOT a playground!" (they were eating mulberries off the tree in the henyard and got into a mulberry fight)

    "Feathers you picked up off the ground DO NOT go into your mouth!"

    "Don't scare the hens and the rooster won't scare you!" Cogburn taught them well early on, but never actually flogged them. He's a gentleman.

    "Don't put your hand in that load of shavings." "Why?" (as she was running her hand through it) "Because it's used brooder bedding and full of of chick manure." "GROSS!!!" My niece on her first visit. Her brother tried to pick a cactus...

    I'm sure more will come to me...
  7. stanglover2001

    stanglover2001 Songster

    Apr 29, 2010
    Quote:That first one made me laugh out loud!!!

  8. Mom 2em All

    Mom 2em All Songster

    Apr 20, 2008
    Southeast Michigan

    just said another one...

    "Did you just poop on the dog?"
  9. jbowyer01

    jbowyer01 Just Me!

    Aug 29, 2008
    Hogansville, Georgia
    "would someone stop the dog from eating chicken cookies (poop)"

  10. Wifezilla

    Wifezilla Positively Ducky

    Oct 2, 2008

    As for ducks, yeah..they are magic! [​IMG]

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