I sold my chickens because........ (fill in the blank)

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by teddiliza, Jan 11, 2009.

  1. teddiliza

    teddiliza Chillin' With My Peeps

    I thought it might be funny if we started this thread for the craziest reason you decided to sell your chicken/rooster etc.

    I sold my Welsummers because.....
    They were taking a dust bath in my strawberry pyramid in the middle of January.
     
  2. BeckyLa

    BeckyLa Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 11, 2007
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    Assuming this is a fantasy game...

    I sold all my Barred Rocks because they make tooo many eggs!

    And I sold all my Roosters because they crow.
     
  3. punky45

    punky45 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ISMCB they destroyed their coop and tried to eat me
     
  4. Taylorbird

    Taylorbird Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ISMCB they chased the neighbors into their house........running franticly screaming ahhhhh!!!!!!!
     
  5. davidb

    davidb Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I sell mine so I can buy some more
     
  6. Skitz

    Skitz Skitz15k

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    ISMCB they eat cracked corn lol
     
  7. chicken quartet

    chicken quartet Out Of The Brooder

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    Because they keep pooping all over the patio!
     
  8. junebug7334

    junebug7334 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    becuase they kept sleeping with my husband..............
     
  9. chicken farmer meigs

    chicken farmer meigs Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I sold my chickens to start a turkey habit.
     
  10. punky45

    punky45 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ISMCB they ate my stash of candy!!! [​IMG]
     

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