featheredplanets
Crowing
I kneeled down to grab a dish in the chicken garden and my little pullet, now named Jolie, decided it would be really funny to jump onto my shoulder - with her mud covered feet. And whilst I tried to remove her she did a cecal poo IN MY FRESHLY WASHED HAIR. I washed the bit what she pooped in with shampoo and it still stinks! 
Weird story I know.

Weird story I know.