So I thought I had chewed up my cheek while sleeping and it got infected, but now I can feel a 'lump' on my jawbone and I (with google's help) think it might be an impacted wisdom tooth. Hurts, maybe a 3 out of 10? Mostly just uncomfortable and chewing solid foods seems to irritate it. No insurance of course, so that's pretty awesome. Hurray for benzocane and bourbon 'till I can talk to / see the dentist.