Happy Birthday to me.
Having discussed this with my wife, if I refuse to have a birthday
cake and the proper number of candles, this birthday will not count.
So I intend to pass...I believe I will always remain 103 years old..a 104
just sounds so OLD.
I don't want to be that old. Not yet. I'm not really 103 either...that started
as joke between my daughter and me.
But I'm still old. I use to be young. But that was a long time ago. I don't
know what happened.
Felt real bad last year, my wife made TWO cakes...claimed she couldn't get
all my candles on just one cake anymore.
She invited the entire fire department to the party...they were on standby,
just in case the flames got out of hand. They showed up...in full bunker gear,
fire truck and all, lights flashing. Then the nosey neighbors came over to see
what was on fire....My wife thought it was funny when she explained it was
just my birthday cake.
I felt bad...
Last years gift?
A framed copy of the burn permit my wife "had" to get from the county before
lighting she could light this many candles.
The saddest part? It was an ice cream cake. It melted all over the table before
we could save it. Quite a fire we had...
I felt embarrased.
So if it's all right with everybody, I'm just going to pass on my birthday
this year. Can't find my fire extinguisher, anyway.
But as least I'm not going to lie about my age like some certain person and
claim to be 24 again.
I'm just....old.
It's going to be a long day...
Spook the ancient
Having discussed this with my wife, if I refuse to have a birthday
cake and the proper number of candles, this birthday will not count.
So I intend to pass...I believe I will always remain 103 years old..a 104
just sounds so OLD.
I don't want to be that old. Not yet. I'm not really 103 either...that started
as joke between my daughter and me.
But I'm still old. I use to be young. But that was a long time ago. I don't
know what happened.
Felt real bad last year, my wife made TWO cakes...claimed she couldn't get
all my candles on just one cake anymore.
She invited the entire fire department to the party...they were on standby,
just in case the flames got out of hand. They showed up...in full bunker gear,
fire truck and all, lights flashing. Then the nosey neighbors came over to see
what was on fire....My wife thought it was funny when she explained it was
just my birthday cake.
I felt bad...
Last years gift?
A framed copy of the burn permit my wife "had" to get from the county before
lighting she could light this many candles.
The saddest part? It was an ice cream cake. It melted all over the table before
we could save it. Quite a fire we had...
I felt embarrased.
So if it's all right with everybody, I'm just going to pass on my birthday
this year. Can't find my fire extinguisher, anyway.
But as least I'm not going to lie about my age like some certain person and
claim to be 24 again.
I'm just....old.
It's going to be a long day...
Spook the ancient