I want to steal my neighbors rooster

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gritsar, May 23, 2011.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    It's a metal rooster, standing tall and proud at the corner of their yard. I see it whenever we drive out. These neighbors bought the place as a retirement home, so they're only up here on weekends.

    I'm not going to keep their rooster. I just want to play with him awhile. I want to:

    Photoshop him standing in front of the Eiffel tower, on a beach in Florida, on safari in Africa. Turn those photos into postcards and mail em to my neighbors.... "Having a great time! Wish you were here! Love, Roo"

    Then I wil return the roo looking sun-burned, wearing a tourist t-shirt and sunglasses and looking totally worn out.

    Being a cop, DH won't let me play with the neighbors roo. He's no fun at all! [​IMG]






    And I still maintain that I had NOTHING to do with those Christmas deer on the post office lawn ending up like they did! [​IMG]
     
  2. mississippifarmboy

    mississippifarmboy collects slightly damaged strays Premium Member

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    I double dare ya! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. WingingIt

    WingingIt Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It sounds fun to me. [​IMG]
     
  4. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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  5. lockedhearts

    lockedhearts It's All About Chicken Math

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    What you do while he is working is your business [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    LOL.. do it! [​IMG]
     
  7. hennyannie

    hennyannie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    He cant say too much about something he didnt hear about!!!!! Post photos here!!!!!
     
  8. BrattishTaz

    BrattishTaz Roo Magnet

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    DH can't keep an eye on you all of the time. [​IMG]
     
  9. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    My other idea. We ate a late supper sitting in the parking lot of the old walmart in town last night. Yeah, small towns are good for that kinda stuff [​IMG] Hate fast food, couldn't go grocery shopping hungry, so...

    Anyhow, the old wally world parking lot is also where all the teenagers hang out. I want to sit for hours and watch em. Have a camera with us and every once in awhile stick the camera out the window and take a pic of them. They know who DH is. Nothing like some paranoia to get them all behaving.

    Or turn a 'coon loose in the police chiefs car at night.

    Or....or.....

    So many things I'd like to do. DH nixes every one of them. He's no fun.

    And just because I talked about doing that to the deer, doesn't mean I am the one that actually did it I tell ya! [​IMG]
     
  10. BrattishTaz

    BrattishTaz Roo Magnet

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    Quote:We believe you. [​IMG] Now where are the pics?
     

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