Spook - you know your fav place in town. and I was inquiring about egg cartons b/c for some reason they weren't out on shelf. So I ask what sizes they have. The guy behind the counter sends a young man out back to see. The young man radios back, "They are a dozen." I about peed my pants laughing. They then had to explain to him that I wanted to know what size eggs they held. It was funny if you were there.